Shippers' March (In Our Town relyricked)

To tune of "In Our Town" from "The Cutie Map - Part 1"

(Heads high, shippers! Headcanoning proud!)

(Altogether now, every one of you!)

(No pony left behind!)

Life is so grand with our ships,
They're always filled with cheer!
We never have to look around
To know all are shipped here.

With our ships,
With our ships,
We don't have to wait,
To know most of our fan fictions,
Will have them date, date, date.

(Let's see us some HAPPY fluff!)

Life is a smile with our ships,
No pairing quite the same,
And sometimes we will favour them,
Because of their ship name.

With our ships,
With our ships,
"Just friends" can't compete!
We can like those pairings but
They take a back seat.

(You see? Now EVERYPONY'S shipped!)

Life is a joy with our ships,
All pones equal here,
We may favour some pairings,
But no horse is too mere.

With our ships,
With our ships,
We can be silly,
Almost every crack ship,
Is someone's OTP.

Other shippers argue,
Do you ever wonder why?
When you think just canon's special
You can't see more to try!

There's just too many ponies here,
To stick with what you see,
And when you learn to ship like mad,
It's like a huge party!

With our ships,
With our ships,
We can complicate!
When you learn to OT3
Life is oh-so-great!

Add to this utopia,
Come into the light!
Find someone for each pony,
Shipping's a delight!